“Comedian Don McMillan on Life After Death by PowerPoint” Town Branch p. 305 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjcO2ExtHso DON MCMILLAN: There are some things I hate about PowerPoint, and I figure it's kind of my duty to point them out. So, here we go. Here's common PowerPoint mistakes. Number one, uh people tend to put every word they are going to say on their PowerPoint slides. AUDIENCE: [LAUGHTER AND CHEERING] DON MCMILLAN: Although this eliminates the need to memorize your talk, ultimately this makes your slides crowded, wordy, and boring. You will lose your audience's attention before you even reach the bottom of your-- uh-- first slide. AUDIENCE: [LAUGHTER] DON MCMILLAN: Pl - please don't do that anymore, please. Uh number two, most common. Uh many people do not run [Reads misspelled words from slide] spel cheek-- AUDIENCE: [LAUGHTER] DON MCMILLAN: [Reads misspelled words from slide] Big mistak!!! Nothing makes you lok stupder then speling erors. AUDIENCE: [LAUGHTER] DON MCMILLAN: If it's got a red line under it, recheck the spelling. And then finally, I hate this—uh avoid excessive bullet-pointing, only bullet key points. Too many bullet points, and your key messages will not stand out. In fact, the term bullet point comes from people firing guns at annoying presenters. AUDIENCE: [LAUGHTER AND CHEERING] DON MCMILLAN: Hence, the bullet point. Uh, bad color schemes, not good. AUDIENCE: [LAUGHTER] DON MCMILLAN: Clashing background and font colors can lead to distraction, confusion, headache, nausea, vomiting, and loss of bladder control. AUDIENCE: [LAUGHTER] DON MCMILLAN: I can't stay on that one too long. AUDIENCE: [LAUGHTER] DON MCMILLAN: Here's something I've noticed. Uh, the number of PowerPoint slides you have in your talk, uh the less uh useful your talk actually is. Unfortunately, uh my presentation is right there. AUDIENCE: [LAUGHTER] DON MCMILLAN: I've also noticed this--people love to pack data into their presentation. They just shove more and more data, thinking it's better, but it's not. The more data you have, the harder it is to read your slide, and the effectiveness plummets. Now, you can uh, you can improve the effectiveness by adding some shading and some 3D effects, and-- AUDIENCE: [LAUGHTER] DON MCMILLAN: --then some second order and third order effects. And then, I know, let's add some labels. That’ll help a lot. AUDIENCE: [LAUGHTER] DON MCMILLAN: And that - that's pretty much every marketing slide I've ever seen, right there. AUDIENCE: [LAUGHTER AND CHEERING] DON MCMILLAN: Yeah. Then some like VP of Marketing standing there and going, “it's real clear in Q4.” What the hell are you talking about? AUDIENCE: [LAUGHTER] DON MCMILLAN: Now, I'm - I’m into uh, into animation. People become animators in PowerPoint. You can have things flying all over the place, and that can be good. If you're a visual learner, that will improve the effectiveness of your performance. But if you're easily distracted, more animations and people have no idea what you're talking about. There just-- “wow, that is cool, wow!” And there's regions here, by the way. There's the uh simple, but uh effective, region. There's the active, but confusing, the uh effective, but boring, the active, but ineffective, the dull, but static region, the busy, but useless, the ADD only region, the useful, but amusing, and the stupid, but confusing, the dull triangle, the hyper triangle, the sleepy square, the dizzying pentagon, and everything else I just uh call pointless motion. AUDIENCE: [LAUGHTER] DON MCMILLAN: That slide right there took me an hour and a half to make, right there. AUDIENCE: [LAUGHTER] DON MCMILLAN: PowerPoint can just suck the life out of you. It's amazing. AUDIENCE: [LAUGHTER] DON MCMILLAN: I've also come up with this. It's a kind of a little science I've invented called font analysis. Basically, the font you choose says something about who you are as a person. There's a huge list of fonts, and you choose one. And that says something about you, so, be careful the font you choose. For example, if you choose Courier New, which happens to be my favorite, uh you're probably organized and structured. If you choose Matisse, it means you're artistic. And if you choose Times New Roman, it means you're lazy, apathetic, and unimaginative, and you always use the default. AUDIENCE: [LAUGHTER AND CHEERING]